Insider Scoop On The New 3G iPhone…..

Hey Humans…..

You will be the first to read this crazy news from the guys in Cupertino!

My inside source has spilled the beans to me about the new 3G iPhone…….and we now know it will be on store shelves Thursday April 3rd!!!! Some of the new features will blow your mind!!!!!

Touch Tone Dialing

Iris security scanning

8 Megapixel camera

HD Video

Microsoft Office

60 gb of flash memory

Wi-Max

Pregnancy test

iChat

Breathalyzer

New SDK

Flashlight

Netscape Web Browser

Streaming porn widget

Florida voting software

and more……

The thing will only be $199!!!!!! Go Apple Go!!!!!

I can’t wait!!!

GV